You Are a Werewolf

You're unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky. You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you're a total monster. Very few people can predict if you're going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde. But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural. Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control You play well with: Vampires

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Well, I have an appt on the 10th to get the doctor's seal of approval, but other than that it looks like our Excellent Christmas Adventure is a GO! I can't wait to see everybody!
Not much happening here. I got another hermit crab, named Ninja. He's pretty big, and super mean. I'm trying to find a new shell for him to move into but they're friggin' expensive. Twelve for the shell, then five or six for shipping...They must be out of their cotton-picking minds.
Here's the new guy:



Unicorn resurfaced the other day and I can now say that I've had one successful molt!A big deal for hermit crabs, as I understand it.
She changed into a spiffy new shell as soon as she was done:



Rocketship and Blossom are still under. They were both disturbed while molting, so I'm hoping they don't up and die on me. Blossom has reburied herself and is in te process of eating her old exo-skeleton, so I think she'll be okay. Rocketship on the other hand was still partially attatched to his when I dug him up (accidentally), so we'll have to wait and see. Ninja spends hours in the saltwater pool sucking in water, so I think he may have to molt as well, but there's a hole in the bottom of his shell which means he's not retaining much of it. Also, he's a pig. I stuck a shell of calabasa soup in there last night and he spent the whole night gorging himself, and wouldn't let Unicorn near until he'd eaten most of it.

Tommy's coming over tomorrow while the inlaws go to vegas for The Aunt's birthday. I think it'll be fun. Swiper will appreciate the company, and so will Pete. We just have to keep him away from our feline colony. The kittens are doing well. We moved them into the laundry room last night so they can start using the litterbox. Swiper enjoys them immensely.



Mr. Legs and I went out for his birthday to really spiffy piano bar with several of his cousins, friends and a brother. That was a lot of fun! I think the best part was hearing an old white guy playing Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice. It was hilarious, he knew all the lyrics.
I baked the birthday boy a pecan pie today. It was supposed to be for yesterday, but I didn't realize that the crust had to be refridgerated overnight. oops. The kids got him a game called Guess Who, and they've been having a good time with that.
Speaking of kids, the youngest just came inside, covered head to foot in mud, so I better go give her a shower.

The Last Two Weeks in Five Images

Muddy Pigs



Archeological Dig



Squeaky Clean



Peachy Keen



Toothy Gleam.

As per YouTube (thanks John)!

Blatant Religiousity Warning

I love to organize. I said organize, not clean, so quit laughing.
I love little boxes with tiny compartments, and shelves with little areas divided up for baking spices, savory spices, dried herbs, etc. Perhaps because of that I have always been fascinated by the concept of the Catholic rosary beads. My prayers are always really disjointed and frenetic, and I always feel like I'm not focused enough for them to really matter. The thought of having a clear cut, rote guide to prayer really appeals to me, even if the patron saint of throat cancer didn't.

So I kind of made myself a set of prayer beads. It's the same concept without the obsessive wierdness. I took the pattern for the Anglican prayer beads. I can't find the camera to show you mine, but here's a diagram:



I figured I'd read whatever chapter the Cubby's verse of the week comes from, then pray. That way I'm not doing it as I lay in bed, semi-coherent and fighting for pillow space with the dog.
I read Psalm 14 tonight(heavy reading) and used the beads to pray for the people I care about. It works well, because there's one group of beads for each family that matters, and gives me the time to pray for each person without mashing everybody together. It's nice, kind of like meditation.
Hope that doesn't sound too wierd.

Anyway...I'm getting over my mucus infestation, and the kids are all doing well. Caroline came over today which was lots of fun, and her Mom is giving us her old swing set! BIL is coming over tomorrow to help us move it. It's a nice wooden one, a little old, and I think the kids will really just enjoy the everloving splinters out of it. Plus, I don't have to feel so guilty when I banish them all into the backyard while the baby takes a nap.
I defrosted, cleaned and restocked the freezer. It looks good. Once I find the camera I'll post some pictures, because I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE INTERESTING FOR Y'ALL TO LOOK AT. It's pretty sweet. When I open it, there's a faint waft of cold air and a hint of bleach that just makes my whole day. Plus I finally figured out what happened to that big bag of mint M&Ms that disappeared a few months ago. They became one with the permafrost on the bottom of the freezer.

Important Questions

Which is easier, to spit out gobs of teal lung-phlegm at ten minute intervals throughout the day, or to hork up an even pint of it all at once?
To me, spitting is waaaaaay worse than vomiting. I can't really explain it, it's like my aversion to the sound of bones cracking. It just freaks me out. I'm not even sure I could move a big ball of snot from the back of my throat to the tip of my tongue without throwing up. Aside from the gut wrenchingly painful aspects, and the horrible, horrible taste of semi-digested mucus, I really prefer just swallowing what I can throughout the day and sicking it out later.

Hope I totally ruined the taste of your morning coffee, all you happy & healthy people. >:-(

Nnnnnnnngh.

Getting sick is kind of an unusual thing for me...It happens, but not often. So when I got a stomach virus last week, I thought "Hey, it's cool, another six months before I get sick again!"

Spending the night hotboxing steam in the shower was kind of not on my list of things to do, but I'm doing it anyway. I have a cold...One of those colds that burn and itch right in the back of your neck, where your ears meet your throat. It's a little early for coffee still (3:30am), so I've been sucking down chamomile and hot lemon juice like it's cool. It's not working, though. I'm going to miss church tomorrow. Whenever I lie down my nose and the back of my throat fill up with liquid snot. Swiper's worried about me...Well, worried enough to stand barking at the bathroom door, but not worried enough to come in and risk getting a shower himself.

He and Tommy had fun last night while we were staying with the in-laws. They normally don't get along at all, but Pete locked them both in the back yard and they found a stinky, smelly mud puddle to roll in. Seriously, it smelled like a pig wallow. They had a great time, though, and Swiper got two hose baths which he seems to prefer over warm showers. I got some pictures of them all covered in mud, I'll try to get them up tomorrow.

Last Saturday, Swiper and I met Chula from the pitbull group and got to practice the weave poles:


And then Swiper got to try his hand smelling out what Chula's owner calls 'doggie cocaine', a soft treat like sausage that we took turns hiding. I have never seen a dog go as nuts for ANY other kind of treat. It's called Petbotanics, I think, and you can buy it at Petco or Petsmart. Swiper did pretty well.



Then we finished off with a nice walk through the forest. Lenora seemed less than stimulated by the whole thing.

The Big U/S

So, can you guess what sex the baby is?

I can haz kittehs?

Ha ha, my cat went into labor on Labor Day.
What's she going to do on Arbor day?
She had three little kittens of undetermined sex;



They're pretty cute.
Swiper likes to sit and watch them.