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I'm watching 'Rise of the Gargoyles' and contemplating how a bad french accent can make any movie seem a little awesomer. The Brit's a total pansy, of course.
Not much happening here. They've taped & mudded the boy's room, and hopefully will be back (tomorrow? Monday? Who knows!?) to finish the hallway. We moved the old table into the kitchen, under the breakfast bar thingy. It gives me room for my breadmaker, slowcooker, rice cooker, blender, and enough space to use as a counter. It's kind of nice. I think I will pack up the Fostoria and move it to the attic, so I can use the hutch for school stuff. MIL got us a new table that should be here tomorrow.
Tomorrow is also my first big freezer cooking day, hopefully it goes well. I have nine meals, doubled, plus the meals I made last week, so that should feed us for a month or two if I intersperse the freezer meals with beans. It will be nice to not have to worry about dinner prep. We are smoking again a little, but I don't think it will last. $8 a pack, I kid you not. Crazy.
The dogs got their flea meds today and are acting a little wierd. We've been walking again and they seem to have settled down. Swiper was a little nutty when I first got home. Zero has developed a nervous piddling problem, but only around Pete. I'm trying to work him through it. We've spent a lot of time at the zoo these last few days and I made the mistake of telling the kids that both male and female hyenas appear to have boy parts, which has made Cynthia convinced that Zero may, in fact, be a girl. Oops.
They have a solitary asian elephant that looks pretty bored most of the time, but last time she was standing right up near the fence and we got to see her give herself a dust bath. We have made great friends with a goat called LaVerne at the petting zoo, and I'll post pics as soon as I find the darn USB cord.
Also we were looking at the Green Jungle Fowl(precurser to the domesticated chicken) and we got to see one having some kind of a wierd seizure. We reported it to the zoo keepers and got thanked. (yay us.)The Dama Gazelles have two babies, one of whom was born on 9/11.

(This movie reminds me of the Dr. Who episode with the stone angels, only much less creepy. I think the main character was one of the computer nerds from 24.)

Awanas is going well, they seem happy to have us back. I can't believe how much dues are, but of course it's totally worth it. They grouped the Twin in with the same boy she had so much trouble with last year, but at least I'm a part of her group so I can keep an eye on it. I still haven't called about the new church, I'm a little nervous. Ducky is the oldest kid in the nursery and likes to be helpful. She tried to give one of the crawlers crackers last week. The nursery ladies like her, though.

(Why does every monster movie have a crazy priest in it? At least this one carries a sniper rifle, though. Give 'em Watts, boys!)

Mina has finished her math book and I will order her new one tomorrow. It looks pretty fun. I'm getting the supplies together to start her new school year, it looks like a whole truckload of fun. Painting and music and whatnot. Hopefully after she finishes her phonics we can start the english program I have that looks fun too. Once the boy's room is done we'll start going to the library again.

(So the monster's susceptible to UV light. Didn't Disney have a series based on this premise in the early 90s?)

Swiper's snoozing on my bed with Ducky, I guess he's too good to sleep on the floor now. He's having to re-evalute his role as the top dog since I got here. He likes to dig around in the trash, which wouldn't be such a big deal except that I threw a boiled chicken carcass into the bottom of the trashbag this morning, and he just discovered it a few hours ago, after I had piled quite a bit of nastiness on top of it. He also thought that he was allowed to take food off the counters, which led to an extremely uncomfortable situation involving emotional abuse and a wooden spoon. I think we understand each other now, though.

(Watching NCIS now...Is that Turk from Scrubs lying dead on the floor?)

It's supposed to rain tonight, I hope it does. Although technically it's now this morning. I lerv Fridays.
The backyard's covered in green stuff. I found a spiffy chinese-type teapot at Goodwill yesterday, and only realized once I got it home that (der) it didn;t have a handle. I like it though, so I just wrap it in a towl to pour the tea out. The kids like it too; I found some spiffy matching sake cups for them, so now we have a nice tea break whenever it seems appropriate. They like to put a mint leaf in each cup before we pour, no matter what flavor the tea is. This afternoon it was mandarin orange spice with a mint leaf on top. Bleagh. I think maybe I could rig up a real handle with a rope, and a hangman's noose on each side. I'll post pics once I get that stupid %^&*#$% USB cable.

(OK, not Turk. My mistake. Hmm, naming daughter #3 'Ducky' could draw some unpleasant associations...)

Got some more feeder fish for the fish tank. The crabs are doing well. I think they were a little dehydrated. Jack is enjoying his new role as top crab. I think that's it. Hope everyone's well.

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So the Official Blog Acronyms are Rocket, Mina, ?, Ducky, and RTHTG.
Write it down or something. It's beautiful and rainy here, and cold. I love it.
I'm watching CougarTown and contemplating everything that's wrong with society.

Some Limited Success!

I defrosted the freezer last night, washed it out this morning, and managed to make and freeze tortilla soup, four pounds of 'sweet and sour kielbasa', and parmesan cheesy stuffed jumbo shells. That's a total of six meals, I think. Woot.
Spent awhile trying to find a decent version of a hymn on Itunes, to no avail. Everybody wants to sing like they're Beyonce, when all I want is something I can hum along with.
I found out that we have fleas in our carpet when RTHTG got up this morning; he's covered in bites. I got some de-flea spray and vaccumed out his bed, but if he wakes up with more bites tomorrow we're going to relocate to the In-Laws(God help us) until we can get it fixed. I checked the dogs with a wet flea comb, but there's not a bug, or a bit of bug poo on them. I'm going to call the Orkin guy tomorrow, to see if they can kill fleas.
Construction proceeds slowly, the guys didn't show up today, but I was assured they'd be done by Wednesday, so hopefully that'll work out. The guy at the liquor store remembered me and asked how the trip was, that was kind of nice. He has a new beard and appears to be working on a handlebar mustache.

I had a 'SUPERAWESOMEOMG' idea for a webcomic on the trip home, now I'm debating whether or not to put any effort into actually developing it. I may post a few half-assed sketches here just for fun.

Im trying to think of blog code-names for the kids. All I have so far is RTHTG for the youngest, and Ducky for the second youngest, because of their songs. Suggestions are appreciated.

I miss you all so much.

We got home yesterday afternoon, hitting alot of construction on the way. The house is also a construction site and everything is everywhere. DreadMuffin is dead. Swiper and Zero were pleased to see us...Swiper's gotten fat again. He must be predisposed to that. The kids adjusted okay, we went and got milk and cheese and whatnot last night. Watched the Mayweather/Marquez fight, Marquez lost.
I got up at 7 this morning, that's new. RTHTG is down for his nap, Mr. Legs is wiring R's room. It will be nice to have the use of it again, and it will be much warmer. They tore down the ceiling and put a new one up, so no giant hole for the possums to come through anymore. M & FIL left for Vegas this morning, hope they have a good time.
And that's it.

ETA: I also have a bazillion pounds of bratwurst in my freezer, as well as a rack of ribs. Guess I'll start my freezer cooking adventure with sausage recipes.
Got any?

Casting 'Girl Genius'

Zeetha: Megan Fox the Down Syndrome Chick
Dimo: Benicio Del Toro
Ognian: Steve Zahn
Maxim: Leonardo Decaprio OR Johnny Depp
Von Pinn: Joanne Kelly
Lars: Elijah Wood
Calming Pie: Ben Steinn
Master Payne: John Ryhs-Davies
Krosp: Voice of James Garner
Bangledesh Dupree: Vanessa Ferlito
The Baroness: Emma Thompson
Baron Wulfenbach: David Mcallum or Alan Rickman
Othar Triggvassen: Kenneth Braunaugh
Wooster: James D'arcy

This list subject to frequent updates, tweaking and arguments.

How to survive a riot:

Wear long pants, long sleeves, and a cap. Expose as little skin as possible.

Move away from the riot. The more time you spend in the midst of a riot, the greater your chance of being injured or killed. That said, in most circumstances it's better to move out of a riot slowly. If you run, you will draw attention to yourself, so it's usually best to walk. It can also be dangerous to move against a crowd, so go with the flow until you are able to escape into a doorway or up a side street or alley. It may also be advantageous to stay with the crowd until you are certain you can safely escape because it will help you remain inconspicuous and improve your odds of survival if shots are fired.

Think of crowd movement like currents in the ocean. In a large riot, the crowd in the middle will be moving faster than the people on the perimeters. As such, if you find yourself in the middle, you should not try to move in a different direction, but follow the flow and slowly make your way to the outside. This requires patience in order to work properly.

Do not approach police lines to attempt to cross to safety. Police are in place to confine the unrest and prevent its spread. Their orders are usually not to allow anyone to pass. The use of riot control measures, including rubber bullets, tear gas, and water cannons originate from the police line, and the likelihood of injury is greatest there.

Just, you know...FYI.