Meee-yuck.

Cats. Their little bald feet are always cold. Their smushed-in faces are creepy. They chew poop off their feet while sitting on the table, and they will claw up your leg without a second thought.
That being said, I appreciate their vermin-eliminating abilities. The ugliest, most effective kitten ever:








It's hard to pinpoint exactly why he's so much creepier than most cats. His legs are longer, and he has very pronounced cheekbones. He moves like a twitchy mongoose.
I dunno. But he helped Mamakitty kill a rat when he was about seven weeks old, so I think he's going to be pretty effective once he gets older.