Zero's problems:

1.Not potty trained.

2. Likes to eat slippers while they're still on your feet.

3. Thinks he's a rotweiler; This would be fine, except that Swiper disagrees.

4. Runs out the door whenever he gets the chance.

5. Thinks he deserves food just for being so darn cute.

I'm hoping that we can do a better job with him than I did with Tango...I'll try not to nurture his neurosis. Swiper turned out okay, I'll just try the same thing on Zero.